Curse

cosmic massacre · Mar 06, 2008, 11:24 AM // 11:24

Abbadon's Gate HM plz...

<....IGN.

gof_lynx · Mar 09, 2008, 03:52 PM // 15:52

i need thk ign vial teh mez

aleaf92 · Mar 16, 2008, 12:10 AM // 00:10

BUMP

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'

Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'

Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!'

They downed their drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!'

Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub

netniwk · Mar 16, 2008, 08:38 AM // 08:38

I would like Arborsone and viznuah square HM
Ign:malicious slime rat

dknykong · Mar 16, 2008, 10:52 AM // 10:52

do your prices for HM include bonus/masters rank for that missions

aleaf92 · Mar 22, 2008, 02:43 PM // 14:43

BUMP

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.” The first man said.“You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife,”

The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

Aurelian D · Mar 22, 2008, 07:12 PM // 19:12

Need Dunes of Despair Normal Mode. Dont need bonus

Yem_Ed_Naj · Mar 23, 2008, 05:19 PM // 17:19

Gate of Madness NM plz,
don't really need bonus, but it would be nice.

IGN Elisabeth De Mey

Knight O Cydonia · Mar 23, 2008, 11:51 PM // 23:51

edit - dont need anymore ty

aleaf92 · Mar 27, 2008, 10:06 PM // 22:06

Bump
12chars

Incarnatum · Mar 27, 2008, 10:52 PM // 22:52

Need Arborstone NM, not survivor..whats your price?

aleaf92 · Apr 03, 2008, 10:18 PM // 22:18

Bump!
12chars

leeky baby · Apr 03, 2008, 11:50 PM // 23:50

Dunes of Despair 20k
Gate of Madness 25k
Aurora Glade 20k

ign leeky baby

Sky Eats Anton · Apr 04, 2008, 10:53 PM // 22:53

Need Heart of The Shiverpeaks NM as soon as possible please

IGN Curry Chesecake

Rusina Kasa · Apr 06, 2008, 11:33 AM // 11:33

need a run from gunnars to rata sum... PM me in game or in forum

Glob Of Leetoplasm · Apr 06, 2008, 06:11 PM // 18:11

Hell's Pre NM, pm me with your price

IGN Glob of leetoplasm

King Of Twinkies · Apr 17, 2008, 02:57 PM // 14:57

i would like Heart Of Shiverpeaks NM
ign~King Of Hogies

Stoney Malloney · Apr 17, 2008, 08:06 PM // 20:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by aleaf92

SCAMMERS!
Tommie Eaglewing

I can second that, I am wondering, will there be any action taken against idiots like him? Perhaps we should make his life miserable :-)

Can I get a dunes of despair HM run =)?

Shadowz Love · Apr 17, 2008, 11:14 PM // 23:14

Hey im lookin for Destruction Depths run in normal mode

and possible a time for heros as well.

Ign Aedoni Levanio

Thanks Heaps

Lamoureux · Apr 20, 2008, 05:17 PM // 17:17

Do you run from KC to Lutgardis (survivor run)?
If so, what's the price?